101 Halloween Jokes by Hennessy Kids

Author:Hennessy Kids [Kids, The Hennessy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781999485412
Publisher: The Hennessy Entertainment Company Ltd.

Why can you trust a mummy with your secret?

They can keep anything under wraps.

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SKELETONS

Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have any guts.

Why did the other skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.

Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn’t have a heart.

Why don’t skeletons ever feel insulted?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone

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